mans best friend...drunks.

i will admit that i have a guilty pleasure of watching drunks, this weekend was no exception. now i don't want to get on a high horse and make it seem like i don't consume alcohol, because i do, but like all things rockerfeller i like to do it with class. so here is a recap of some of the best drunks i've seen in a while.

this is me with a guy passed out at sungod fest '10

this guy was passed out at a birthday party i was at

who ordered the manwhich??

these guys were something else. dressed up like bull runners who were bull fighting on the dance floor.

why the obsession? i just think drunks are hilarious. remember next time you drink...keep it classy.

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dope!

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a series of unfortunate events

holy grail owner richard torres looks at the damage caused to his store after looters trashed it after the lakers won the nba championship on sunday. $140,000 dollars worth of damage was done. i understand that people were happy that the lakers won but seriously grow the fuck up. people have an insane loyalty to their teams and loot when they when but seriously when was the last time a general manager paid your bills or a star player tutored your kid? never..people need to reconsider whats important and how they're actions affect people.

story via la times

and if you dont agree suck a dick

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why?

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sick!

cant wait too see what the pro-model is gonna look like

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saturday

what you do this weekend? not better than what i did

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amazing?

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dope shoes..that'll never be made

as you may or may not know skateboarding legend eric koston ended his partnership with 

lakai ltd earlier this year. this is the koston 1, it was supposed to be his sneaker for this year

but because koston left they will never be made. i have to admit although i usually only buy

nikes, i would have definitely made an exception for these..so as i sit here

the only question i have is

why GOD????

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my name is ruben 

and i ain't perfect 

But i work hard 

So i deserve it 

And i belong 

right where you see me 

ain't on the fence about it 

i ain't mister fenny, naw 

i got a descent set of manners 

and a job that fills up any 

empty schedule or planner 

And I fall in love with girls 

caught up and superficial glamour 

who dress like sara jessica 

and live like princess diana 

so often they have addictions 

and I'm the one that'll feed it

lyrics by drake

if i had to choose a verse to describe the current state of my life this would 

be it

true story..ask about me haha

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i'd proly do the same thing

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more random weekend video

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random weekend video

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happy 21st birthday!

with age comes wisdom...

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this ones for vic

lebron james is the shit

period point blank

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wheelchair ruben

so im sure you've all heard the rumors about drake aka wheelchair jimmy and rihanna

well you might be asking yourself how does he do it? how does he get all the ladies?

well aside from being a talented actor,singer and rapper he uses one tool..

that tool ladies in gentlemen is the wheelchair

you heard it first on the rockefeller report..the wheelchair is in

ladies cant say no to a paraplegic fellow...so heres how you do it..

step one: get a wheelchair...or steal one from your 92 yr old grandma like i did

step two: create a story..i became disabled when i got shot in the back trying to save my brothers

step three: find a gullible girl(preferably attractive)

step four: have your fun then roll right out of her life..

step five: repeat steps one through five

step six:(optional step in case one through five don't work) make a mixtape called so far gone feature trey songz, bun b, llyod, and lil wayne..perform to sold out crowds and make millions of dollars

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i love college

sad but true

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fresh

this guy came all the way from the future to look like an ass

taking fashion too seriously

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ball flip

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back for the first time

what does ruben rockerfeller do on his first day back to work?

he wakes up early for the first time...goes to work..gets there and realizes he is way back-logged

and then he gets off and watches water polo practice..why? because he can

and yes i just referred to myself in the 3rd person

this is diego rockerfeller..full time lady killer part time polo swimmer

part time best friend to ruben rockerfeller

he's nine he plays water polo and is in a year round basketball league

pretty busy little guy..effective multi-tasker...somebody get him

a blackberry..he's makin big moves...yuupppppp!

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