wheelchair ruben

so im sure you've all heard the rumors about drake aka wheelchair jimmy and rihanna

well you might be asking yourself how does he do it? how does he get all the ladies?

well aside from being a talented actor,singer and rapper he uses one tool..

that tool ladies in gentlemen is the wheelchair

you heard it first on the rockefeller report..the wheelchair is in

ladies cant say no to a paraplegic fellow...so heres how you do it..

step one: get a wheelchair...or steal one from your 92 yr old grandma like i did

step two: create a story..i became disabled when i got shot in the back trying to save my brothers

step three: find a gullible girl(preferably attractive)

step four: have your fun then roll right out of her life..

step five: repeat steps one through five

step six:(optional step in case one through five don't work) make a mixtape called so far gone feature trey songz, bun b, llyod, and lil wayne..perform to sold out crowds and make millions of dollars

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