Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

fashion fail.

hypebeast- Sneakerheads who only rock hyped up shit to get props b/c they got no self worth or sense of style. 2. 50% of NikeTalk members



here at the rockerfeller report we believe that fashion is best done in simplicity.
just some food for thought. how do these people expect to be taken seriously. you can collect shoes without being over the top. take some pride in the way you dress and people respect. not to sound mean but image is everything in this world.
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monday, May 25, 2009

best album cover ever?

speaks for itself
happy memorial day
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

went to ucsd today

and i feel like this guy looks
awesome
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

jury duty



the best part about jury duty is the view of downtown...but i work here
so i see it everyday
for those of you who don't know this is where i served my jury duty
and where i work..how ironic..so even though i didn't work today i still had to come into work
by the way don't visit me at work
unless your a scantly clad pretty girl who has sour patch kids and hundred dollar bills for me
in that case feel free to come everyday...
oh and the worst part of jury duty is the limited access wi-fi...say goodbye to youtube and anything remotely fun 
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

swine flu? man im too fast for that to catch me


new strain of flu my ass
this psa is from 1976
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

website of the week

so i was found this amazing website...homiegear.com
and they sell "homie gear" cheaper than anyone else
it's like costco for the homies in your life
you can buy all your gangster essentials cheap or even wholesale so you and all the homies in the crew can be fitted
and ready to soldier down the mean streets of the ghetto
ski-mask, converse and cortez?? cot damn! they got it all!
wave caps for the black homies


typical cholo jacket....the streets are cold...cold-blooded!!
and a pocket knife...come in handy during hand to hand combat with 
rival gangs or cops

don't believe it's real? check the link here

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

business cards


this guy is passionate about his business cards
although he comes off as a douche
he does have a valid point:
"life is not about being liked. its about being effective"
words to live by? i think so
pretty intense business card..
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

like a bauce!


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ever wonder why certain guys are afraid of women?

well here's your answer

sad to say but i think i've met every girl in this video
hahaha
just kidding ladies...but not really
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Thursday, April 9, 2009

the real ron burgundy


paul moyer was the inspiration for ron burgundy
this video is exactly the reason why
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

why??

went to the la zoo with the little brothers and i 
saw this

playboy x telemundo callabo
"the most dangerous weapon is an educated chicano"
calm down brown power
and this dip-shit...wearing his sunglass frame over his ears..
way to look like an asshole
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

wigga please


if the name david faustino sounds familiar to you then you've probably
watched an episode or two of married with childern..
well i guess he tried to make a transition from actor to rapper and 
he failed..its a short clip but you'll get the point
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Friday, April 3, 2009

so thats how babies are made?


i like the way they lick they're hands stimulate the invisible 
vagina
and hump the couch and wall...ha ha ha
i hope when i have sons i don't catch them doing this
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Sunday, March 29, 2009

when good things go wrong


michael jackson singing "she's out of my life"

eddie murphy making fun of michael jackson singing "she's out of my life"

michael and eddie singing "whatzupwitu"

great musician+great comedian= awkward music
not a good formula..just saying
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